Move over Pink Panther. Step aside Maxwell Smart. Leslie Nielson? Never heard of him. There is a new ridiculous spy in town and the name is Blonde. James Blonde.

James has been assigned to protect the beautiful Italian heiress, Femme Fatali, on her trip to Atlanta but he is having some trouble keeping his mind on the job and off of his lovely associate. This is exactly why Femme eventually finds herself caught between MURDER and a DEAD PLACE, and James is left to figure out who did it and why.